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Verb: Irrational behavior as observed during feminine menstruation. Usually observed in men acting moody or emotional like women during their period.
"There he goes again, Jamey sure can vagitate like a bitch off Midol."
by Ryan Reynolds August 21, 2007
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Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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to irritate the vagina, usually due to excessive copulation
My man was so drunk last night, he just kept fucking me but wouldn't cum. He didn't please me at all, in fact all he really did was vagitate me...
by pornhorn50 January 11, 2010
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verb, -tat•ed, -tat•ing.

For men, the progressive and aggressive move or force into violent, irregular action resultant from a conversation with a woman.

A term whose origination is best derived from the “failure to communicate” syndrome depicted in “Cool Hand Luke” and John Gray’s book “Men are From Mars, Women are From Venus
Husband: "My wife vagitated me so much last night that I pushed her into the closet".
by DrMikeman November 15, 2010
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anyone acting and or resembling a vagina
"You're being a damn vagitate, Tiz!!"
by Polar Bur October 14, 2003
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To relax, drink alcoholic beverages and enjoy cock.
Vagitating with your girlfriends is good fun on the weekends or weekdays.
by Lauren L and Liz W March 17, 2003
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To relax, drink alcoholic beverages, or enjoy cock in a "raging" environment. (see also raging)
Nah, I am not gonna go out tonight. I am just gonna stay in and vagitate I think.
by Lauren L and Liz W March 18, 2003
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