Any tool/device/words used to close the mouth of a woman with a foul or bitchy attitude. To be used in emergency situations only, such as an immediate but temporary cure for vagitude. Caution: the repercussions of vagiseal use may be harmful to the gentleman employing such closure tactics.
My g/f was going on and on about how we never go out, how we never have serious conversations, how I spend too much time with the guys, blah, blah, blah... I could not stand it any longer, so I gave her a dose of vagiseal! That shut up the bitch!
by JMSMD January 26, 2008
I felt really bad for being rude to my man, so I offered him some vagisation.
I am going to vagisate Phil on Wednesday night to make up for crashing his truck.
I am going to vagisate Phil on Wednesday night to make up for crashing his truck.
by Sofi June 19, 2006
when a female lays on a bed with her feet propped up on it, holding her pussy in the air, the male poors a bottle of budweiser in her pussy then lifts her up over his shoulders and drinks the beer out of her vagina.
by dong wallet July 23, 2010