One who does a finger wiff of your woman's juices for approval before going down in full force, like sampling a fine wine before allowing a full pour
After making out and heavy petting, the stink I found after going all vaginal sommelier on her prompted me to stick my cock in her and not my tongue
by Eyeboy2015 March 07, 2015
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Something that goes up Olivia's pussy
Omg did I tell you I got Brady's vaginal suppositories in my cunt last night
by Pussy eaterr123 September 11, 2017
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A spontaneous abortion while having coitus with your pregnant girlfriend.
"We can always try again babe, this was just a vaginal surprise."
by SharkTale4D February 28, 2016
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A vaginal technician is the proper name for a male pornstar or anyone who is fluent in the art of the vagina
Ron Jeremy is a classic and well know vaginal technician
by albinoswag February 22, 2016
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When you put Pop Rocks in your partner’s vagina, and proceed to have intercourse while the candy is lodged.
My boyfriend gave me vaginal termites and now I crinkle when I walk.”
by DigginBalls September 17, 2021
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Someone who conquers pussies all over the land, much like nazi germany did
"Today i crossed paths with the Vaginal Vanguard. All women in that room left without their virginity"
by Dr sylvester stalin July 08, 2018
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