A male reproductive organ that looks like a dick with a vagina at the end of it. While very rarely do people contract the "vaginal dick" naturally, sometimes it is necessary for medical situations when the person needs to have really kinky sex stories to convince his/her doctor to cure his/her std's because their poor as fuck and can't hold down a job at McDonald's because they don't serve crab.
Doctor: "I'm sorry George! You're just too broke-ass to pay for this aids removal surgery!"
George: "Well, last night I whipped out my vaginal dick and fucked 3 dudes and 7 chicks because I could!"
Doctor: "Well shit! In that case, here's your $10 aids-removal kit!"
by SidedVirus Verbage July 6, 2018
Get the vaginal dick mug.
A vaginal technician is the proper name for a male pornstar or anyone who is fluent in the art of the vagina
Ron Jeremy is a classic and well know vaginal technician
by albinoswag February 23, 2016
Get the vaginal technician mug.