A condition that causes an individual to randomly yell out words that are usually associated with female reproductive organs.

Ex.
Twat, piss-clam, snach, cunt, beaver, love hole, pussy, clitoris, ovary, fallopian tube, uterus, ect…

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.