The condition assigned to undersexed mid-aged women where the muscle and tissues of the muff thin because of the lack of blood flow normally associated with an active sex life. This Boomer condition is alleviated by frequent and vigorous banging.

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed