n. A vagina that is legendary in both girth and depth, usually covered with a monstrous amount of pubes.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

A large vagina

noun. A HUGE vagina, as viewed from the outside of the body, or determined by the amount of empty space on the inside of the body.

A mutant creature consisting of a vagina with legs, usually 40ft or taller.

A giant vagina. A very very large vagina. Super large human female sex organ.