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someone who only eats vagina. like a vegetarian doesn't eat meat or a vegan doesn't eat anything that is the product of an animal, a vagian doesn't eat anything that isn't fanny.
(at a restaurant)
waiter: what can i get you ma'am?
vagian: do you have a vagian menu?
waiter: of course. (hands menu)
vagian: umm, i'll have the whole roasted-vagina with the side plate of minge. thanks.
by _BBYCKZ July 05, 2009
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Over-The-Pants-Hand-Job. Distant cousin of the dry hump.
I can't have sex because my parents are home. Will you settle for a OTPHJ?
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(12:01:08 PM): INSTEAD OF VEGETARIAN.. EATER OF NON MEAT. BE A VAGIAN.. EATER OF ONLY PUSSY

exactly.
Hey, Im a vagian. I eat vagina.
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