Check out those vageterians, they sure seem to be enjoying them selves.

Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”

That David went platinum plus for lunch, he must be a vageterian.

Sally and Betty don't eat meat, but, because they are vageterians, they eat each other and all kinds of vegetables.

Chris is a vageterian he eats mad pussy yo, and ain't even fucking.