I just bought a small, compact car with easy handling. It's exactly like your girlfriends vagerbil!

Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate

I went to a sex show in Scandinavia and this chick totally vagerbilled in front of everybody. I wanted to look away, but a vagerbil is like a train wreck... you just can't stop watching.