Urban Dictionary: vaganus

When the vagina and anus are one hole. This can be a birth defect or can be created through surgery.

Dood, I slipped her panties down and she only had one hole down there. It was a freakin' vaganus!

by Eggman December 13, 2004

(n) The condition of a female's genitals when a part Irish Fireman's large fist has been rammed so far in that the two orifaces merge into one

Mimi formed a single vaganus after Matthew had finished with her

by Bartlett fireman 96 January 08, 2013

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Vaganus

The Vaganus is the area between the vagina and anus usually measuring 0.36MM to 1.96CM. Otherwise known as 'The Female Gooch'

Hey babe, I wasn't sure weather to put my dick in your shit-pipe or pussy-hole so i just rubbed it all over the VAGANUS until I could decide...

by VAG-KAKES January 17, 2011

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vaganus

noun; the general slang term used for when a male of puerto rican descent has an unusually large and stretched anal canal lined with an overgrowth of pubic hair. See also man-gina.

As Tupac mooned us, we saw the forest that was his vaganus. Beneath the forest was a place no man would ever dare to venture. Lurking within the jungle, one could find anything. Lions. Tigers. Bears. Wild crabs. Anything.

by Larry the Ice cream Man December 17, 2004

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vaganus

thing that happens when a really huge penis tears a fanny and in the words of the Spice Girls- two become oneeeee, forming a huge hole that you can probably climb inside and live a perfectly normal life

1) I wanted to take my Ak-47 and a selection of pills, cocaine and prostitutes on holiday with me so i hid them in my wheelchair bound gran's vaganus

2) Carl: "What's for tea tonight mum?"
Mum: "Vaganus dear, shall i save you the ovaries for your packed lunch tomorrow? you can take them to work love"

by BEEFY_RODRIGUEZ January 23, 2009