annies vagina. shit is sick. she had sex with like 12 dudes and a fire hydrant all at once. you are living in it. why do you think there are diseases in the world. it is the matrix.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

A vagina that hasn't been cleaned in a fuck long time and makes you gag when you get a swift wiff.