Urban Dictionary: vacation dick

"Are you going to see him again?"
"Not for a few months, he's got that vacation dick. As much as a constant vacation sounds good, my body can't handle it 24/7.

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vacation dick

A huge penis that you only want inside of you once every couple months.

This guy had a vacation dick I don't know if I can handle it again

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vacation dick

A dick larger in size than your used to. It's exciting and fulfilling like a nice vacation.

"I totally had vacation dick last night, it was better than my 3 nights in Vegas!"

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vacation dick

A dick that is far larger than average. It is good to fuck once to take a vacation but is too big to be an everyday occurrence like boyfriend dick

A: I had some great sex last night.
B: Why so good?
A: I got a nice vacation dick, too big for normal fucking but it was a nice change of size for one night.

by kvincett April 29, 2016

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A horse size penis that you can't really handle but you figure f it I'm drunk and take it anyways.

Holy hell, he had a vacation dick Amy. I didn't think it would fit but I was so drunk it didn't even matter. Now I won't be able to walk right for weeks.

by Dead possum April 10, 2016

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