A piece of meat of a size so large, you will be unable to walk.
Encounteres mostly in caribbean destinations, this dick will represent one of the many terrible desicions you will make on your vacation.
"Where were you last night tina?? And why are you sitting on a pillow??"
"Got me some vacation dick from Juan, the towel guy. I think my vagina is out of order"
by Summeriscomingeventually April 17, 2016
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A dick the size of a baby arm that will render a women helpless for a least 2 weeks after taking it the time of a standard vacation.
Girl he had a vacation dick I couldn't walk for 2 weeks!
by KCdefinesshit April 17, 2016
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Extremely large penis that you can only get a couple of times a year.
Summer can't come soon enough, I need some vacation dick.
by Urbanism2016 April 13, 2016
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Vacation dick is when you have a long shlong that is best used for one night stands and its ideally what a girl would want for every day usage ,not boyfriend sized .
The guy I fucked last night had a total vacation dick it was well over 6 inches long
by Purple haze April 30, 2016
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A massive cock that you CANT take on a daily basis
Girl #1: OMG i just had my monthly vacation dick!

Girl #2: Really? im having mine next week!
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A penis of a unreasonably large size, that can only be taken in once in a while. As opposed to a boyfriend dick.
Last night, I met a guy who had a vacation dick, my butt will be hurting for a while.
by dammn_danniel April 10, 2016
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Not your significant other's dick. To be used while away from home, out of the country on vacation.
Hopefully you do not run into while at home.
"I was in Hawaii for a week and had some awesome vacation dick while I was there!"
by Sassymolassy617 April 21, 2016
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