As opposed to boyfriend dick.
A penis that is so big, it proves unrealistic for long term use.
Better used every now and again, like a vacation.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

Penis of such large size, one can only take it as much as vacations.

A huge penis that you only want inside of you once every couple months.

A dick larger in size than your used to. It's exciting and fulfilling like a nice vacation.

A dick that is far larger than average. It is good to fuck once to take a vacation but is too big to be an everyday occurrence like boyfriend dick

A horse size penis that you can't really handle but you figure f it I'm drunk and take it anyways.