A rare but fatal disaster which mainly occurs in cases of heavy constipation, at which your colin can no longer take the severe holocaust that is beginning inside you. It needs a place to let go but it is almost as if your asshole has been sewn up, therefore not allowing any shit to come out. The only way for it to come out is from your literal asscheeks.

A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.