by stoof August 10, 2014
The delusional belief that you can make use of something for which you have no knowledge or discipline to understand and utilize appropriately.
Utility fantasies on their own are quite normal and benign unless they are acted upon in which case the results can be detrimental to all relevant parties.
Utility fantasies on their own are quite normal and benign unless they are acted upon in which case the results can be detrimental to all relevant parties.
Common objects of a utility fantasy:
a law degree
a million dollars
an expensive camera
a powerful computer
a supercar
a beautiful woman
citizenship of a wealthier nation
chicken tikka masala
a law degree
a million dollars
an expensive camera
a powerful computer
a supercar
a beautiful woman
citizenship of a wealthier nation
chicken tikka masala
by thesheepherder June 22, 2015
When you perceive your dick for exactly what it is. A handy tool used for human reproduction. So you refer to it as such.
"Yeah, me and Jessica were both drunk as fuck last night when we screwed, I thought I wasn't gonna pull through, but luckily my utility stick got the job done."
"I didn't really want to fuck her, she looked like she just got hit by a mack truck and her pussy smelled like sewage, but she insisted on having kids. So I just took some viagra, held my nose, and let my utility stick get the task done and over with."
"I didn't really want to fuck her, she looked like she just got hit by a mack truck and her pussy smelled like sewage, but she insisted on having kids. So I just took some viagra, held my nose, and let my utility stick get the task done and over with."
by NeverLove-333 May 11, 2020
The act wherein a man tucks his erect penis behind the waistband of his pants in order to conceal it from onlookers.
Bob popped a boner in math class talking to Susie so he pulled a utility belt and tucked it when she wasn't looking.
by s_h August 22, 2011
A vehicle type strongly based on the mini-van geared toward baby boomers and soccer moms who deny their natural aging and can not come to terms with owning a mini-van.
by Ersatz February 18, 2010
a woman who seeks or is with a man for his utility i.e. what he can do for her; more general than a gold-digger
utility whores use men are with men for any other reason than love or affection for who they are
utility whores use men are with men for any other reason than love or affection for who they are
Look at that woman with that guy she looks like real gold digger
nah! she's more a general utility whore
nah! she's more a general utility whore
by Indian Bastard December 26, 2014
A terrorist fundraiser on wheels. A machine that turns large amounts of the world's bloodiest conflict commodity into a poison gas so fat-rich people can get from their televisions to their sedentary jobs without having to stand up.
When filling your sport utility vehicle and watching the numbers on the pump go up, somewhere the same thing is happening to a terrorist's bank account. Stop buying these things you vain, insecure little twats.
by author October 14, 2006