One whose sexual discourse is determined by external forces and/or available resource.
Do to freezing temperatures the utility-kinksters were forced to grind on each other in an exotic dance of passion and life saving heat transfer.
by Dr.Skaz July 31, 2013
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Much like a vibrator, a utility cock is someone's dick you use simply for pleasure. Kind of like a use it and lose it until you need it again kind of thing.
"Hey Jess, you seeing Marc again tonight?"

"Yeah, he's sort of like my utility cock if you will."
by BonerDonor December 03, 2009
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Slang for an Apple, as it can be easily turned into a smoking device by punching holes in it with a pen.
Lets go to the grocery store and grab some utility fruit.
by some stoner October 22, 2006
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A Utility Mate is a friend you call on occasionally when your core circle of friends are not available.
I had a spare ticket for the match last weekend which nobody wanted so I sold it to my Utility Mate and he came with me instead.
by Jordo1981 July 29, 2010
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A shower during which one shaves, takes a shit, and masturbates.
I woke up 10 minutes before a meeting, so I had to take a utility shower.
by TrashDefiner January 30, 2016
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A Utility Designer is a web designer who is an expert in many areas of design, coding and online marketing.
WOW, he can design, code and market the website, he's a utility designer!
by Etomco June 29, 2010
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