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Much like a vibrator, a utility cock is someone's dick you use simply for pleasure. Kind of like a use it and lose it until you need it again kind of thing.
"Hey Jess, you seeing Marc again tonight?"

"Yeah, he's sort of like my utility cock if you will."
by BonerDonor December 03, 2009
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A person or people that purposefully causes chaos or mischief within a group for the sake of entertainment.
Yo! She just outed Brian and left. She's such a fucking chaos agent.
by Starquti September 05, 2020
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