A Utility Designer is a web designer who is an expert in many areas of design, coding and online marketing.
by Etomco June 30, 2010
by stoof August 11, 2014
A helicopter that transport troops and equipment. Not to be confused with the cargo helicopter which can carry heavier payloads.
by HungryWeeb February 22, 2022
The delusional belief that you can make use of something for which you have no knowledge or discipline to understand and utilize appropriately.
Utility fantasies on their own are quite normal and benign unless they are acted upon in which case the results can be detrimental to all relevant parties.
Utility fantasies on their own are quite normal and benign unless they are acted upon in which case the results can be detrimental to all relevant parties.
Common objects of a utility fantasy:
a law degree
a million dollars
an expensive camera
a powerful computer
a supercar
a beautiful woman
citizenship of a wealthier nation
chicken tikka masala
a law degree
a million dollars
an expensive camera
a powerful computer
a supercar
a beautiful woman
citizenship of a wealthier nation
chicken tikka masala
by thesheepherder June 23, 2015
When you perceive your dick for exactly what it is. A handy tool used for human reproduction. So you refer to it as such.
"Yeah, me and Jessica were both drunk as fuck last night when we screwed, I thought I wasn't gonna pull through, but luckily my utility stick got the job done."
"I didn't really want to fuck her, she looked like she just got hit by a mack truck and her pussy smelled like sewage, but she insisted on having kids. So I just took some viagra, held my nose, and let my utility stick get the task done and over with."
"I didn't really want to fuck her, she looked like she just got hit by a mack truck and her pussy smelled like sewage, but she insisted on having kids. So I just took some viagra, held my nose, and let my utility stick get the task done and over with."
by NeverLove-333 May 12, 2020
“Your a fucking utility bomb”
by 263947/617484 November 21, 2022
A person who can set up electronics or microphones in an orderly way. Tapes cords to the carpet and makes sure the presentation will be somewhat professional.
Your corporation is having a marketing seminar? If you don't get a utility fixer people are going to say wtf.
by silverseal September 17, 2011