Person 1: hey do you follow utahimes on tiktok?
Person 2: no, who tf is that
Person 1: perish, for you will never attain true happiness. i will fill your sinuses with boiling urine, you culturally illiterate swine. become the dirt i walk on, spineless filth.

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz

Narutard : whos your waifu bro
JJk fan: lori Utahime