Utah is the 45th state settled in 1846. 65% of the state are followers of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. Utah is one of the worlds biggest Jello Manufacturers in the world. Utah holds a 1:4 ratio of pacific islanders, suprisingly, making it the 2nd largest home of pacific islanders, behind Hawaii.
I love looking at the scenery in Utah, while eating jello at the Luau
by Rashon Fa March 16, 2009
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The only state in the union that can get away with theocracy.
Utah legislators are trying to pass bills that will make alcohol illegal because its gods will.
by lavoajh April 12, 2011
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A "pretty, great" state. Home to most Mormons in the USA. Utah is usually mistaken for the most closeminded state (seriously, have you been to Wyoming or Oklahoma?) NOT a diverse state, mostly caucasion mormons (but they are nice). Most of Utah's new generation is very open-minded and mostly Catholic. Utahns are usually happy, cheerful people who bring you batch after batch of brownies and cookies after you move in. Home of the '02 Winter Olympics, The Used, Fry Sauce, Arcitic Circle, Ice Berg and "The greatest snow on Earth".
If you are from Utah, you should have Utahn pride no matter what.
by October85 August 7, 2006
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Mormon Land. Morminishis, Utah is, some would say.
"You can't throw a rock without hitting a missionary while you're in Utah." said the Old Lady who lived in a shoe.
by mizcoolio June 18, 2008
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1) home of the greatest snow on earth, and people who have live here all their lives and STILL can't drive in the "greatest snow". only in Utah will you find it snowing at 40 degrees Fahrenheit, and and raining at 12 degrees Fahrenheit. one of the states with the highest teen-pregnancy rate in america.

2) a really bad joke.
>"hey, lets go to utah."
>>"but i like monogamy and alcohol."
by Morgan Reid December 29, 2011
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A dry, uninhabitable desert. If your car breaks down on any of the major highways, you will die.
Welcome to Utah! The next gas station is 200 miles away!
by elpatro March 2, 2009
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