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When you're banging a Mormon girl and you're going at it so hard she cracks her skull open on the headboard/wall at the end of the bed and you proceed to fuck it.
1. "Dude, I need your help hiding a body."
2. "What happened?"
1. "I did a Utah smasher."
2. "Bet, I gotchu fam."
by Utah_Smasher February 15, 2018
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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