A group of short men who resemble aquatic water mammals or are known to have extra large faces.
I would never date Phil have you seen the size of his face - he's such a useless toffee
by jibblesjabbers March 09, 2011
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An insult used to call someone who is dull and very annoying
Guy 1: "dude, Bryant is a useless toothpick."
Guy 2: 'yeah he is"
by GruesomeKnight February 16, 2017
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someone who isnt of any use and is a bit of an idiot.

Useless tosser
You's cant even put that lightbulb in you are all useless tossers.
by useless tosser February 27, 2016
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The dopest turtle you’ll ever fuckin play with
Aka super tortuga
Useless Turtle sure was fucking up those enemies.
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The dopest turtle you’ll ever fuckin play with.
A.k.a. Super tortuga
Useless Turtle sure can fuck up those enemies.
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Someone who took upon himself to work for a five stars restaurant with no salary. He loves to wash dishes where his hand age overtime everyday on the job. Miri main but she's too irrelevant.
Hey i've committed Useless Wenja today! I cant pay for my ntr hentai now! - Miyo
by VelkSleeve July 30, 2021
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