To send an SMS message usually via a cellphone or other smart device such as a tablet or computer:
To text , texting, texted, will text.

sophisticated idiom for "the friendzone"

Contains me Ryan Zak jack Tom Cameron and some other cool kids and Freddie

You just keep going on about the size of your body parts
Not my kind of party

The saying that is on top of the crewmates (which are not among us so sus) when it reveals someone's role in among us when someone actually starts the god damn game after all the people in the server are begging them to start and the host is afk so they all leave and the host is a loser.

However, these are extreme uses of testicle cuffs. More conventionally, the device pulls down the testicles and keeps them there during stimulation, which has a number of benefits:

Making the penis appear longer. Pulling the testicles down and away from the base of the penis stretches the skin over the base of the penis and pubic bone, exposing the additional inch or so of penile shaft that is normally hidden from view.

Improving sexual arousal. While some men may be aroused by the feeling of being "owned", the physical feeling of stretching the ligaments that suspend the testicles has an effect similar to the more common practice of stretching one's legs and pointing the toes.

Preventing the testicles from lifting up so far that they become lodged under the skin immediately adjacent to the base of the penis, a condition which can be very uncomfortable, especially if the testicle is then squashed by the slap of skin during thrusting in sexual intercourse.

Delaying or intensifying ejaculation by preventing the testicles from rising normally to the "point of no return". It is much harder to reach an orgasm.

When a man or women wishes to describe a statement as a fact