To deny doing something that you have obviously done.
Margaret, did you take all of the cookies I made for class?

I would never barf in your urn!

Well, you are going to make me another batch then!
by relicky86 January 02, 2011
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Noun. (kaw-fee urn)

Where you keep the dead ashes of your old coffee grounds
After I brewed a pot of coffee my coffee died. I cremated it, sent in the obituary announcement and put my coffee in the coffee urn. Twas a sad, sad day.
by Koffee Phreek August 19, 2010
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Where you shag a bird and as you pull out, cum in an urn and mix like a cement mixer. Then empty the urn onto their face for the ultimate cum shot.
I gave Jane an awesome dirty urn last night.
by Ice Swallowcome April 06, 2021
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noun, an ashtray for the deceased.
My grandpa is not buried, he was cremated. His ashes are now in an urn.
by Kritle March 25, 2020
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The act of taking a shit at a public toilet and flushing it immediately before the stink rises up in the air. Named after the time Psycho Sid took a shit in his wrestling trunks when Undertaker went to give him a tombstone.

Bonus points if you tell that shit to Rest In Peace as it’s swirling down the toilet
The Undertaker really Urn and Swirled that jobber
by Uncle Svatos November 14, 2019
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The condition of being very upset. The condition wherein a situation causes a deceased person to churn in their urn. To cause urn churn.

The idiom is only of a dead person who in all likelihood would be upset by a situation, as if your grandfather learned that you dyed your hair blue. Similar to turning over in one’s grave.
Dying my hair blue would give grandpa some serious urn churn.
by LeahJessGenn September 18, 2020
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