v. to be hit, pummeled, thwonked, clobbered, punched, walloped, bopped, slapped, or smacked down with an urn.
Patty: He just hit her with the bottle that her father's ashes are in!
Rinaldo: Oooh, she just got urned!

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The funeral was quite docile until Uncle Franklin accidentally urned Grandma Beatrice.
by sarahjakethejew June 06, 2010
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To urn is to burn up; do away with.

Urn must be spoken in a rather dignified tone.

Other forms: Urned, Urning
"Why darling, I think we have urned the inheritance"
"She urned herself straight into an urn"
"That hussy has urned her hoohah"
by Lady Eleanor Godiva November 22, 2011
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n. vessel of various sizes to preserve ashes of the dead after they are cremated.
The egyptian king was put to his tomb along with his urn.
by Emily Elizabeth May 13, 2003
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verb; to be dissed (To show disrespect to, often by insult or criticism)
Cereal: Did you go to the movies?
JoAnnurb: Your mom went to the movies!
Kaylurb:Ohh...Urned!
by KCrockmyworld7 February 11, 2006
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Short for You Are An Ass (just read the acronym out loud and it sounds like that)
Person: Hi.
Person: URNS.
by BCBR December 03, 2009
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gay) hey, who u voting in elections@2020?
straight) donald trump, of course!
gay)noob, first time voting?
straight) nah... but gay marriage might be banned if biden wins.....URN!
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