Hey, you heard that tire-squealin' in the street right after that gunshot? Yeah, they erk or urk d them tires.

Steve: Did you see that Urk-Bush video on the Internet?
Dale: What's an Urk-Bush?
Steve: What does it sound like?
Dale: Urkel's pubes?
Steve: Why do I hag out with you?

"you f**k bag, you urk my soul

Bitch if you don’t sit tf down somewhere with that cat smelling like fish I swear you urkkk meee.

*silence**silence**urks*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!

That player Urked in my whip, now it smells like someone threw a wet dog in a pile of leaves lit it on fire and tried to put it out with a vanilla milkshake.

"Urkie, Moeks en Pappa is so bitter lief vir jou. Ek dank God Elke dag vir jou."