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to piss someone off.
when someone pisses you off: "don't urk me boy!"
by fugee March 13, 2008
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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The sound made by an individual when they hear something but cannot quite believe it to be true, due to its shocking nature. It is a designed to sound inquisitive..like "what?" but also shocked like "ahhh!"
Brownie - I just received a very deep papercut to the tip of my penis
Matt - URK?!?!?!
by Browners07 February 26, 2005
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to annoy or bother someone deeply.
Gurl numba 1: grrrrrrr i don't like ha
Gurl numba 2: why not? she's nice....
Gurl numba 1: she just urks me..something about her just annoys me
Gurl numba 2: OMD...lol ok
by craziichikka February 14, 2010
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My cat urked on my laptop's keyboard, and now it's not working. (true story)
by Reesa3232 May 07, 2015
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means to irritate someone. I love to believe that it's derived from Steve Urkel.
God, that Urkel boy urks me so bad I wanna scratch his glasses out.
by dilek April 06, 2010
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the feeling you get that can only be described as being urked
person 1: her entitlement urks me
person 2: when guys are creepy it urks me
by fuckith meith November 10, 2020
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