A device that takes your pee without you even using that feeling.

A damn colonizer. Aka European.

At the end of a game and your team is down by an large lead, the coach then substitutes for all the starters by pointing to the bench “you’re in, you’re in, you’re in ....”

urethra as in a comical term

When you are using the urinal and are very nervous.

a not a real weezer fan
does anything for that clout...

An alternate term for “female ejaculation” or “squirt”