The calcium deposit left in a urinal drain pipe. Usually a viscous ooze, off white in colour. Smells like dried urine.
by Mrbatery November 18, 2018
When two men take adjacent urinals at the same time and are unable to take their piss. The man who walks away first loses and the winner is able to do his business in peace.
Man 1: I just finished the longest urinal standoff in my life.
Man 2: Did you win?
Man 1: No, and the worst part is, I still need to pee!
Man 2: Did you win?
Man 1: No, and the worst part is, I still need to pee!
by 420noobmaster69 June 17, 2019
by BenEthanLucasGay October 29, 2019
A Urinal Turner is a guy in a public restroom who while taking a piss at a urinal will always turn around and try to make eye contact with whoever walks in. This is poor bathroom ediquitte.
"Did you notice whenever Jay is taking a leak he always turns around to see who walks in?"
"Yeah I had him pegged as a urinal turner the second time he did that shit to me"
"Yeah I had him pegged as a urinal turner the second time he did that shit to me"
by Gunno 2 November 11, 2017
When you use a urinal (guys only, obviously) and then you discover you accidentally put your boxers on backwards and can't find slit.
by Druid4leaf July 15, 2014
by L1ttle September 15, 2018
The social embarrassment and self-consciousness felt by someone in a social setting (club, party, etc) who must leave a group or conversation several times to use the bathroom after drinking too much liquid of any kind (alcoholic or otherwise).
"Dude, did you have fun at the party last night?"
"Yeah, I met some really cool people, but I had Urination Humiliation cause I had to leave and go to the bathroom so much"
"Yeah, I met some really cool people, but I had Urination Humiliation cause I had to leave and go to the bathroom so much"
by thesupremestevo November 20, 2008