The belief commonly held by all men that while most urinals have dividers that provide privacy, it is more polite to select a urinal at least one away from another person. The farther away your urinal is from the nearest occupied one, the better. This belief can also apply to stalls, and therefore women as well, although not as commonly as with men.
"I went into the bathroom and there was another guy in there using the urinals, so I took the one farthest away from him. Just following good urinal logic"
by Animal Damage September 30, 2013
When you're at a bar with your buddies and every time you take a piss you throw some change in the urinal and keep track of how much is in there until it disappears because someone dug it out.
Damn bro we we played urinal lottery last night and got $1.17 in the urinal before some sorry fucker dug it out of there.
by Annoi boi March 21, 2020
The act of standing at a public urinal with urinal shock & pretending to pee. This is done in order to avoid you looking weird to guys in the urinals next to you. Usually finished off with a fake snake shake & a loud, satisfied "ahhh".
"There was a queue! I couldn't just stand there waiting for the piss to come. I had to do some urinal miming & get the hell out."
by John Superman December 06, 2013
to park a car in such a way that you are not directly next to other vehicles. Similar to how males prefer to pee at urinals.
by honey_badger959 October 19, 2015
by kenickers September 13, 2015
The act of hitting the guy standing at the urinal next to you while taking a piss with the other hand. Not to be attempted when inebriated beyond a certain point.
by M-Train#51 February 03, 2011
by ds1103 June 20, 2018