by a pizzle October 03, 2004
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
It's normally used as three expressions (all depend of the situation). The word "urgh" always comes before any other word in a sentence:
1.Madness (sometimes used to cover "curses");
2.Boredom (just like "meh")
3.And dissapointment;
1.Madness (sometimes used to cover "curses");
2.Boredom (just like "meh")
3.And dissapointment;
1. Urgh! The PC just shut down!! Now I've to start everything over again!!!
1. Second example: Urgh, stop bothering me.
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2. Urgh (meh)....It's summer and I don't have nothing to do..
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3. Urgh, man..why the hell did you do that!?
1. Second example: Urgh, stop bothering me.
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2. Urgh (meh)....It's summer and I don't have nothing to do..
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3. Urgh, man..why the hell did you do that!?
by b1ackmateria July 13, 2010
by mr hui morzhui May 16, 2009
The first sound of disgruntlement uttered every morning as Bolton Wanderers fans groggily wake from their slumber.
by finlaymcdanger May 31, 2009
a completely random thing, often used to break an awkward silence, when someone is bored, or used to shout at other people, when said it sounds considerably like a seal.
"yeah me and this guy were at this party. . . "
"URGH!"
"shut up!"
or
"hey look at that idiot"
"URGH!" (to the idiot)
"URGH!"
"shut up!"
or
"hey look at that idiot"
"URGH!" (to the idiot)
by jack hargraves November 10, 2006
May 27 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

