The inevitable name Aretha Franklin will choose after her peniplasty. Because of her strength and courage to change gender roles and possess a phony dick, she will become an inspiration to adults and children alike.
Urethra Franklin: I'm strong and proud, baby!.

Other Guy: How?

Urethra Franklin: Because women of the world will want me and scream my name URETHRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

Other Guy: Sorry, that won't happen.

Urethra Franklin: One day it won't matter what you are or who y...(interupted)

Some Other Guy: Get over yourself you made a mistake.
by insaneneighbor September 11, 2010
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urethra bubble, a blob of sperm which is stuck, then blows out like a bubble. is used to define someone who is being a real pain for it is painful.
can happen when kicked in the nuts too hard.
my kids are just a bunch of urethra bubbles. or the fucking uerthra bubbles are trying eat the paste
by jack March 28, 2005
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CUS ,or Chapped Urethra Syndrome, is a condition in which the urethral area is chapped to an extreme level. This chaffed area can be caused by aggressive intercourse, (ROUGH SEX!) ramming foreign objects/animals into the vaginal area, or just being a sluttyMcslut face, you slut.

So stop putting that "Silver Rabbit" into your cooter, and put a damn padlock on your sandpaper underground. WHORE.

Cures: Not being a hoebag, external creams, not being Ke$ha, home remidies, (including cat urine mixed with mayo) waxing your clitoris, and use a sandpaper/buffer on that badboy.
Symptoms: Your vagina exploding with puss and green crap.
"SHIT. Look at this, I might have that "CUS (Chapped Urethra Syndrome)" ShayShay said she had last week. Damn porch monkeys and their dirty dicks!"

"Damn, this girl I was gonna impregnate has 'dat "CUS (Chapped Urethra Syndrome)", and pussed all ova my dick, yo! I wus like, SHIT CUH, CLEAN DAT PUSS."

"I'd rather have dat Blue Waffle shit than this CUS on my pussy. Damn Jews. I wish Hitler was around!"
by Trish_The_Hebrew May 08, 2010
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Rolling up a $100, sticking it up your pee hole, and taking a bump of cocaine.
Ay, Fred, I brought some coke *shakes baggy*

Fuck, Jim, let me give you a urethra Franklin! *slaps crisp Benjy on his thigh and holds it up to the light to check authenticity*
by Chingchong42069 November 22, 2020
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The act of inserting a large amount of insects down a male urethra in order to receive sexual pleasure

Commonly used insects include - Maggots, Spiders, Ants, Millipedes, Worms, Beetles and Bees but depending in size of penis can also include Cockroaches and Centipedes
Hey Babe, You up for some Urethra Infestation tonight? I have a female spider and her egg sac is gonna burst soon!

I had an amazing session of Urethra Infestation with Stacy the other night...i could feel the Beetles almost in my bladder!
by Mark4Fetish March 16, 2021
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a female licking the urethra of a penis to generate more semen which can be an antidepressant.
The housewife was urethra lapping her historical husband to up her well-being.
by Coop Dupe June 13, 2018
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