The inevitable name Aretha Franklin will choose after her peniplasty. Because of her strength and courage to change gender roles and possess a phony dick, she will become an inspiration to adults and children alike.
Urethra Franklin: I'm strong and proud, baby!.
Other Guy: How?
Urethra Franklin: Because women of the world will want me and scream my name URETHRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
Other Guy: Sorry, that won't happen.
Urethra Franklin: One day it won't matter what you are or who y...(interupted)
Some Other Guy: Get over yourself you made a mistake.
Other Guy: How?
Urethra Franklin: Because women of the world will want me and scream my name URETHRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
Other Guy: Sorry, that won't happen.
Urethra Franklin: One day it won't matter what you are or who y...(interupted)
Some Other Guy: Get over yourself you made a mistake.
by insaneneighbor September 11, 2010
urethra bubble, a blob of sperm which is stuck, then blows out like a bubble. is used to define someone who is being a real pain for it is painful.
can happen when kicked in the nuts too hard.
can happen when kicked in the nuts too hard.
my kids are just a bunch of urethra bubbles. or the fucking uerthra bubbles are trying eat the paste
by jack March 28, 2005
CUS ,or Chapped Urethra Syndrome, is a condition in which the urethral area is chapped to an extreme level. This chaffed area can be caused by aggressive intercourse, (ROUGH SEX!) ramming foreign objects/animals into the vaginal area, or just being a sluttyMcslut face, you slut.
So stop putting that "Silver Rabbit" into your cooter, and put a damn padlock on your sandpaper underground. WHORE.
Cures: Not being a hoebag, external creams, not being Ke$ha, home remidies, (including cat urine mixed with mayo) waxing your clitoris, and use a sandpaper/buffer on that badboy.
Symptoms: Your vagina exploding with puss and green crap.
So stop putting that "Silver Rabbit" into your cooter, and put a damn padlock on your sandpaper underground. WHORE.
Cures: Not being a hoebag, external creams, not being Ke$ha, home remidies, (including cat urine mixed with mayo) waxing your clitoris, and use a sandpaper/buffer on that badboy.
Symptoms: Your vagina exploding with puss and green crap.
"SHIT. Look at this, I might have that "CUS (Chapped Urethra Syndrome)" ShayShay said she had last week. Damn porch monkeys and their dirty dicks!"
"Damn, this girl I was gonna impregnate has 'dat "CUS (Chapped Urethra Syndrome)", and pussed all ova my dick, yo! I wus like, SHIT CUH, CLEAN DAT PUSS."
"I'd rather have dat Blue Waffle shit than this CUS on my pussy. Damn Jews. I wish Hitler was around!"
"Damn, this girl I was gonna impregnate has 'dat "CUS (Chapped Urethra Syndrome)", and pussed all ova my dick, yo! I wus like, SHIT CUH, CLEAN DAT PUSS."
"I'd rather have dat Blue Waffle shit than this CUS on my pussy. Damn Jews. I wish Hitler was around!"
by Trish_The_Hebrew May 08, 2010
by Vennificus November 18, 2018
Ay, Fred, I brought some coke *shakes baggy*
Fuck, Jim, let me give you a urethra Franklin! *slaps crisp Benjy on his thigh and holds it up to the light to check authenticity*
Fuck, Jim, let me give you a urethra Franklin! *slaps crisp Benjy on his thigh and holds it up to the light to check authenticity*
by Chingchong42069 November 22, 2020
The act of inserting a large amount of insects down a male urethra in order to receive sexual pleasure
Commonly used insects include - Maggots, Spiders, Ants, Millipedes, Worms, Beetles and Bees but depending in size of penis can also include Cockroaches and Centipedes
Commonly used insects include - Maggots, Spiders, Ants, Millipedes, Worms, Beetles and Bees but depending in size of penis can also include Cockroaches and Centipedes
Hey Babe, You up for some Urethra Infestation tonight? I have a female spider and her egg sac is gonna burst soon!
I had an amazing session of Urethra Infestation with Stacy the other night...i could feel the Beetles almost in my bladder!
I had an amazing session of Urethra Infestation with Stacy the other night...i could feel the Beetles almost in my bladder!
by Mark4Fetish March 16, 2021
by Coop Dupe June 13, 2018