oh, today’s November 1st. which means it’s urdista

Friend: what!!
Me: it’s national fuck yourself day.
Friend: huh?
Me: you have to fuck yourself.

I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub

oh, it’s urdista.

friend: What!!
Me: it’s national fuck urself day.

Friend: huh?
Me: u have to fuck urself