Someone who posts definitions on Urban Dictionary.
Oftentimes, unfortunately, term applies to internet preteens who think it is amusing to type in their illegible chatspeak and insult peoples mothers. They also attempt to use ghettospeak in with their chatspeak, making it illegible to the nth degree.
I am an Urbandictionaryer.
by BathroomRage December 4, 2005
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Meaning, Once you start Urban dictionaring things you can't stop!
"Tom knows all of the pop culture references!"

"How?" "He has urbandictionaryitis

"Don't argue with Jake he knows he's right."
"Yeah, he has urbandictionaryitis..."
by The Dictonarian! May 21, 2010
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When you are surfing Urban Dictionary and you reach the point of satisfaction where you've sufficed yourself with countless memes, crude humor, random slangs and whoever the fuck Samantha Mackenzie is and why she's so beautiful/amazing/etc... then you proceed to type this very sentence into the search box. You probably only wanted to search something like "I dont know what" or "I dont know what to search" which lead you to this post. Realize now that you are here, in this very point in space and time. Embrace it. Then continue to question what the fuck you're still doing on this page, and why you're still reading this.
Guy to self: "Alright, time to find out what a loli is!"

-stares blankly at screen-

Guy to self: "Wait, what was I.. ah, whatever!"

-proceeds to type out "i dont know what to search right now" and ends up on this very page, which autocompleted as "i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary" and had to be mentioned within this example because of Urban Dictionary guidelines-
by The Worlds Loneliest Man July 2, 2019
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