Back when Urban Dictionary was in its early days, I used to respect the site. Sadly, since then many stupid little kids have invaded the place. They spend their days writing prejudiced 'definitions' and dribbling all over their keyboards.

Define my world? Wait, you're right. This shit pile is just an example of how sick and twisted the world is today. If you ever come here for something and you have a heart, chances are you'll be offended by some illiterate, deluded child's definition. (Opinion, I mean.) Solution? Don't visit here again, or better yet, leave the computer for a while.

Crack for passive-aggressive teenagers.

A place formerly used to find out about slang, and now a place that teens with no life use as a burn book to whine about celebrities, their friends, etc., let out their sexual frustrations, show off their racist/sexist/homophobic/anti-(insert religion here) opinions, troll, and babble about things they know nothing about.

To tell someone to go on UrbanDictionary.com, and search up the word they don't know about (1). Can be shortened to "Urban it", if people know what your talking about, that is.

This site is the Urban Dictionary. This site does waste a lot of your time because you spend your time on it looking up random definitions that random people put on here. I mean, you could go be productive and find other definitions that are actually useful, but you know, who wants to go do that? Personally, I would rather go to my friends' house and be stupid, but here I am... telling you the definition of a dictionary... Well... Dang. Ya know, just don't go looking up anything dirty on here if you're on a school laptop... they will hunt you down to suspend you... Sooo, just saying, some of the crap on here is so untrue, so prepare to be slightly disappointed... Yah... You have officially wasted a whole minute of your life reading this definition.

A website where narcissistic and retarded assholes write stupid definitions about porn.

A website where people go to rant about things that they have no clue whatsoever about. Here's the way it works most of the time: Person stumbles upon UrbanDictionary.com. Person becomes angered at others' definition, clicks it down. Person writes their own definition of the same word that they looked at, condescending everything that person said. Repeats process.