Urban Dictionary: ur

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1. Moronic abbreviation for "your," "you are," or "you're." It should NOT be pronounced "yur," but rather how it looks: ur (rhyming with purr, fur, her, etc.).
2. A city of ancient Sumer in southern Mesopotamia on a site in present-day southeast Iraq. One of the oldest cities in Mesopotamia, it was an important center of Sumerian culture after c. 3000 b.c. and the birthplace of Abraham. The city declined after the sixth century B.C.

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by July 04, 2003

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Apr 27 Word of the Day

Horrorscope

A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.

After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.

by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011

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Wrong english for both "You're" (you are) and "Your."

To remember the correct difference, the apostrophe represents a missing letter (as in the "G" from "Cookin'" and "Goin'") in the case of "You're" it's the missing "A."
As for "Your" it means it belongs to someone or something. (Genetive form. In some ways, the possessive form.)
After committing these to memory, it gets extremely easy to remember without looking it up. Helpful examples:-

"You're" (You are.)

"You're next."

"That place is heavily guarded, you're not going in there, are you?"

"You're dead, wait 'till I get my hands on you."

"When you're there, turn left."

"Your."

"This is your car."

"Your Majesty."

"Let's go to your place."

"Is this your's?"

Both definitions.

"You're going to your wedding and that's that!"

"You're responsible for your mistakes."

"That's your pet and you're going to take care of it, not me!"

by A.F.L June 07, 2006

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Well it's not a possessive pronoun. D: It's not that hard to type "your" or "you're". God forbid you take an extra second out of your chatting sessions to spell correctly.

Ur is the town the Onion Kids are from.

by Casey, the profit of server. November 11, 2004

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Moronic, half-assed spelling or "your" or "you're" used by close-minded, slow chatroom/AOLer individuals who can't type fast enough, and will use the excuse: 'i hav 2 use slang coz i am tokin 2 lots ov pplz unlyk u LOLZ', even though I could talk to several people without using a single abbreviation.

Although these slow-minded turdburglars use it to represent 'u r', or 'you are', it is not spelt the way it would be pronunced. 'Ur' would be pronunced as 'err' or 'uhr', not 'yer' or 'yur'.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 18, 2003