The tucking of a boner towards the top of your pants
I got a boner in class so I got the uptuck going
by tucker February 15, 2005
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where an adolescent male gets a raging boner at the wrong time and has to tuck the enlarged member in his belt and pull his shirt over it to hide it.
today in math class i got a huge boner looking at Mrs. Smith, i had to pull the uptuck.
by justnotright June 17, 2005
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The act of pulling ones erected penis up behind their pants button in attempt to hide it.
My teacher gave me a raging hard on while talking to me so I had to do a ninja uptuck.
by BobDylansSkidMarks February 1, 2014
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