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the act of taking a dump on someone's desk OR in one of the desk's drawers (most likely in retaliation for their screwing you over in a work environment)

the office version of "upper-decking"
Wow that Sheila bitch coughed in my face, screwed up my vacation request, and then 'misplaced' my paycheck! I think I'm going to upper-desk her office
by Parallax2025 January 16, 2011
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Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

or

"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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