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When a man is so fat that his crack reaches his lower back, it is known as a upper crack.
"Eww I can see that guys upper crack, this is why I don't go to the beach."
by Killer croc57 July 28, 2015
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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