a Mexican man whore who is as much of a tool as something off a home depot commercial. He generally transports himself in a dodge Charger, AKA the douchemobile. He tends to think he is the shit and has sausage nips
Robert is being such an upland right now.
by Lauren Hersey March 26, 2010
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A small town in Indiana. Home of the best university - Taylor University.
A great place to spend 4 years of your life!
"Want to meet for lunch at Ivanhoe's? It's in Upland."
by ange February 3, 2005
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The GREATEST mini van ever created! Comfy, fashionable and very nice! Great invention Chevy
My ride is an uplander.
by Toshie June 19, 2008
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In Brexit mythology, Sunlit Uplands is the dwelling of both false idols (politicians) and idealogues ( tabloid reading tossers). It is comparable to Asgard in Norse mythology, Mount Olympus in Greek mythology and Heaven in Abrahamic mythology. Only the truly faithful may apparently get a chance to enter and gaze at the elusive untold fortunes - and unicorns.
No of course I haven’t seen the fucking Sunlit Uplands of Brexit, or fucking unicorns; because it was always going to be bollocks! Just like all the other mythical shit people fall for.

Knobends!
by Ultra Vires May 24, 2022
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Where white kids bump their ghetto music at 10 a.m.
Yeah, that dumb ass got up at 10 in the morning to bump his music in Upland, CA around the school.
by Elenni July 9, 2009
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a historical city in so california where it can be kind of boring but has a great skatepark ,and a cool nightclub but police can be a bitch sometimes..
the hangouts here is the bowling alley, high school, downtown upland, memorial park, mustang, starbucks, in n out, montclair plaza, la fitness, oasis, and the new north upland shopping center
i lived in upland, ca since i was like 5 a nd still living here...weLL.. next door-RANCHO CUCAMONGA
by jackson j May 28, 2006
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Look over there. It's Ethan. What an Uplands Boy smh fam...
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