n. The process of walking up to a toilet intending to urinate and, before or after urinating, changing one's mind to instead sit down and defecate.

v. To perform an upgrade.

Something an overjoyed douchebag says.

VERB - To Get Upgrade: Getting fucked up in any way possible. The more upgrade you are. the more fucked up you are.

When the effort of an action is pushed to the next level of intensity

1. Seedless marijuana that is better than middies, yet is not nugs.

2. Homegrown nuggets.

The opposite of degradation

to social upgrade means to accomplish media by social media for social media marketing, like facebook, twitter, foursquare or linkedin.