Joe: Have you seen my new girlfriend?
Bob: Yes, she's a nice upgrade.
John: You are so nice! My last girlfriend was always going crazy white girl on me.
Sue: Nice upgrade.
Sharon: I love that you actually have a job, unlike my last boyfriend.
Fred: Nice upgrade.
Bob: Yes, she's a nice upgrade.
John: You are so nice! My last girlfriend was always going crazy white girl on me.
Sue: Nice upgrade.
Sharon: I love that you actually have a job, unlike my last boyfriend.
Fred: Nice upgrade.
by Harmony08 September 15, 2010
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(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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n. something that raises its subject to a higher level of potency, an artificial adaptation.
v. to make something more powerful or significant
v. to make something more powerful or significant
by The Ugly One November 19, 2003
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1.To improve or replace old hardware with new hardware.
2.To get rid of a friend/significant other, for a much better one.
2.To get rid of a friend/significant other, for a much better one.
1.I upgraded my computer by putting in a much bigger hard drive.
2.Damn, did you see his new girlfriend, he's definitely upgraded.
2.Damn, did you see his new girlfriend, he's definitely upgraded.
by Young Enigma March 11, 2009
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by goleafs March 24, 2010
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n. The process of walking up to a toilet intending to urinate and, before or after urinating, changing one's mind to instead sit down and defecate.
v. To perform an upgrade.
v. To perform an upgrade.
by Lobsters Attack February 17, 2011
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