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Joe: Have you seen my new girlfriend?
Bob: Yes, she's a nice upgrade.
John: You are so nice! My last girlfriend was always going crazy white girl on me.
Sue: Nice upgrade.
Sharon: I love that you actually have a job, unlike my last boyfriend.
Fred: Nice upgrade.
Bob: Yes, she's a nice upgrade.
John: You are so nice! My last girlfriend was always going crazy white girl on me.
Sue: Nice upgrade.
Sharon: I love that you actually have a job, unlike my last boyfriend.
Fred: Nice upgrade.
by Harmony08 September 15, 2010
May 20 Word of the Day
A cryptocurrency of little to no value, usually a late-comer to the Bitcoin craze, a copycat cryptocurrency.
There are so many shitcoins these days, just stick to the classics.
This new b1tc01n crypto is just another shitcoin.
This new b1tc01n crypto is just another shitcoin.
by Tatsuman February 18, 2018
2
n. something that raises its subject to a higher level of potency, an artificial adaptation.
v. to make something more powerful or significant
v. to make something more powerful or significant
by The Ugly One November 19, 2003
3
1.To improve or replace old hardware with new hardware.
2.To get rid of a friend/significant other, for a much better one.
2.To get rid of a friend/significant other, for a much better one.
1.I upgraded my computer by putting in a much bigger hard drive.
2.Damn, did you see his new girlfriend, he's definitely upgraded.
2.Damn, did you see his new girlfriend, he's definitely upgraded.
by Young Enigma March 11, 2009
5
n. The process of walking up to a toilet intending to urinate and, before or after urinating, changing one's mind to instead sit down and defecate.
v. To perform an upgrade.
v. To perform an upgrade.
by Lobsters Attack February 17, 2011