While banging a girl on the bench at your local outdoor basketball court, you proceed to pull out your dripping wet hog and smack the unsuspected target in the face five or six times. Bonus points if you do it with your tongue out like Michael Jordan.
Jeff: anyone seen Chris?
Ronny: Think he’s at the courts trying to give Tina a wet lay-up after the game.
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We will hang sometimes, but truthfully its never going to happen.
He nice to see you!....you got my number?....ok, we will get up sometime....
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Prison or street jargon used as a response to "What's up... <used and said in a way of either jokingly feigning indignation, or, intentionally, ambiguously, or actually... provoking a fight> <in combination with body language insinuating offense of some kind or another whether real or imagined>... 'witchu'with you? The response, "Whatchu wanna be up...my niggah? <usually less threatening>....white boy <racial slur meant to provoke a response of some kind or as a test of mettle <or, usually in a more aggressive tone and more threatening body language, with just a slight tilt of the head and arms positioned in such a way as to appear sort of ape like, or, as if carrying a large imaginary basket...>...nigga? Sometimes accompanied by “gettin' in a nigga face” and aggressive posturing. More common in prison, or the streets, specifically, ritually, it is a common way fights that start off posturing verbally sometimes start ramping up to evolve into pushing and or actual fist fighting. It is a form of social posturing and a "dominance alarm"* (*if that is a thing*) It is used —unprovoked— to test the mettle of a perceptively weak inmate. Sometimes the test completely fails if the person being tested is a new arrival, expecting it and, (as a result of his comrades or whomever he is riding with, assure him is the proper response to such a challenge...) 'steals off on**' the aggressor. (**or, in other words, w/o warning, no posturing whatsoever, makes first punch)
Prison dialogue example:

New boot: “What up, bruh?”

Posturing alarmist/tank boss, or soldier:

“I aintcho 'bruh,' bro!

"I ain't no friendly nigga...

... gets all up in new boot's grill, testing his mettle...)

Whatchu wanna be up, white boi?"

New boot:

"Oh, my bad. 'Bro' it iiis!(wham!)"

Other inmates:

"Oooooweeemain, THAT white boi stole off on dat nigga, main."

Guards in pickett, over intercom, barking:

"Rack it up, maggots.... NOW!"
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Stuck up is a person who believes they are better than everyone else. A stuck up person has high morals and won’t notice you if you look average or boring. They love attention and post selfie’s on every form of social media on a daily basis... they are obsessed with their looks and wears the latest fashion, has nice things & everyone gossips about her because of how annoying she is. You have to pretend to like her or she could ruin your life.. and reputation. Oh don’t tell her she’s wrong because she is always right... even when she is wrong that bitch be having you think you started an apocalypse cause you didn’t respond to her message after 2 mins.
You: you called me a cunt

Stuck up: you treated me like a cunt

You: you overreact and take everything too seriously, why let something small ruin our friendship?

Stuck up: *clears throat*

“it’s called the butterfly effect.. many years ago there was a story about a man.. he discovered time travel and travelled back in time to the dinosaur ages. While he was there he stepped on a butterfly and when he got back to his present time the world had completely changed and everything was different to what he was expecting. Theory being, how something so small like “stepping on a butterfly” could affect everything in such a big way. Every little thing we do makes a difference. So because you treated me like a dog, you probably just got Australia blown up.”

You: you’re fucked.

Stuck up: actually, I haven’t had sex in 3 weeks.

*you give up*
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Slang phrase meaning to suck.
Bobby: So what did you do last night?
Cole: Stunk it up playing the Eagles.
by asdklasjdf December 08, 2007
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Like stuff up, but it's shorter because you can't admit you stuffed up
Look at that Robodebt. It's a Stu up
Look at the NDIS.. It's a Stu up
Hey my website just got DDoS.. It's Stu upped
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