Geoff: I had a good weekend meng, I fucked alotta bitches! How was yo weekend?

Timothy: Pretty sub-par ya dig?

Geoff: I dig. Please elaborate on the sub-parness.

Timothy: Well I picked up this bitch at a bar, and she was straight up unwhoreganized dawg. Just straight naaaaasty!

Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”