The hottest, sexiest version of a man. He has control in the bed at all times. Though it gets aggressive with the dogs, the man refers to the rugball position in bed.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

The control freak in bed. He gets down and shows how unshapen he really is. This is a man who is hot, manly, and aggressive. The name of the “unshapen” is usually Dante, and as a sign of superiority, he practices his ‘moves’ on “gramps.”