by EmEeBee June 5, 2008
"I'd rather go out with someone a little more unpredictable."
Is that what anyone would want in a spouse or a sweetheart? Somebody who is inconsistent, flaky, fickle, erratic, and just unreliable? A bad boy would be just the wrong man to marry if you want a successful, stable marriage.
Is that what anyone would want in a spouse or a sweetheart? Somebody who is inconsistent, flaky, fickle, erratic, and just unreliable? A bad boy would be just the wrong man to marry if you want a successful, stable marriage.
by Lorelili August 11, 2011
I love your unpredicticality
by Child Phoenix September 11, 2022
by Yesssssssshshsd January 27, 2021
When one visits the ladies/little men's room, with the intention of a wizzle, but mid-visit decides he/she may as well have a shit.
'What took you so long?'
'Sorry man, had a case of Unpredicted Turdage.'
'Oh, really? Fair enough man, that's cool. Want another Mojito?'
'Sorry man, had a case of Unpredicted Turdage.'
'Oh, really? Fair enough man, that's cool. Want another Mojito?'
by wastelandpanda March 13, 2012
When you fuck your girl, and you have to nut but at the same time have to piss. When your load comes out, it's either cum or piss. When she gets off ur dick, u get an answer.
by ToxicGUY September 11, 2018
This is designed as a contradiction. To be Predictably Unpredictable means that the person being described is a riddle, an enigma.
I've met two people who fit this definition.
I've met two people who fit this definition.
Max: "Hey do you know who that weird dude is over there? I don't get him at all. He is one strange mofo.."
Sue: "Yeah that's John Henry, he's definitely Predictably Unpredictable.. you never know what he'll do next.."
John Henry: "Checkmate"
Sue: "Yeah that's John Henry, he's definitely Predictably Unpredictable.. you never know what he'll do next.."
John Henry: "Checkmate"
by Echo Nova June 8, 2021