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When the Space Laser corporation kicks you out so you loose your job at the bank and have your nose shrunken.
Space Laser Corp Manager: We have seen that you haven't been stingy enough with your money.
Jew: Wdym? I met my monthly quota last month!?
Space Laser Corp Manager: I'm sorry. This is this month now. We are going to have to unjewify you.
Normal person (prev. Jew): MY NOSE!! AND MY JOB!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Jew: Wdym? I met my monthly quota last month!?
Space Laser Corp Manager: I'm sorry. This is this month now. We are going to have to unjewify you.
Normal person (prev. Jew): MY NOSE!! AND MY JOB!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
by 979999 March 25, 2021
Apr 22 Word of the Day
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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When a person who was born a Jew decides to move away from their culture due to a desire to pursue other paths in their life. The process is simply the decision to reject the label that they were born with.
David: Dude, I fucking hate being born a Jew.
Rob: Man you should just unjewify yourself.
David: Shit yo, you're right imma do that right now
Rob: Sweet, let me know when you wanna come to church with me
Rob: Man you should just unjewify yourself.
David: Shit yo, you're right imma do that right now
Rob: Sweet, let me know when you wanna come to church with me
by winterbabe550 April 18, 2011